
After years of searching, you've finally found "the one." Love is in bloom, romance is in the air, life is beautiful and all that jazz. That is, until every waking moment is spent planning the perfect wedding: working against a deadline, trying to please everyone, respecting traditions and customs. But before the bridezillas attack, mother-in-laws interfere and eloping seems to be the sanest option, relax, sit back and think about some of these wedding traditions from around the world - suddenly wedding plans may not seem so stressful after all.
1. I Really Love My Mother-In-Law
In certain villages in Africa, an older woman accompanies the couple to their bedroom, during that first night as husband and wife. In these villages, it is expected that girls are virgins until their wedding night. To show them the ropes and ensure they please their husbands, an older, mature woman has to be in the presence of the couple to direct the bride and explain what to do. If a new bride seems a little too experienced on her wedding night, the older woman can complain to the village that she was, in fact, not a virgin and nullify the marriage. These older women are usually village elders but can sometimes also be the bride’s mother or even her mother-in-law.
2. I Love the Way She Smells
During a traditional "Blackening the Bride" affair in Scotland, the couple's friends and family kidnap the bride-to-be and douse her with the smelliest, stickiest, foulest substances they can find. Brides have been known to be covered in mixtures containing eggs, a variety of smelly sauces, butter, cheese, cranberry sauce, noodles, fish, jelly, sausages and carrots. Basically the concoctions are limited to the group's imagination and whatever they want the bride to reek of. Once the bride has officially been blackened, she is escorted around the town, to several bars and pubs for all to see. The groom apparently gets away clean while his fiancé spends hours in the shower scrubbing gunk out of everywhere, before her big day in white.
3. I Always Cry at Weddings
Lots of people cry at weddings and even more will cry while working through wedding preparations, but for some, crying is actually part of the preparations. Brides and female members of the Tujia people in China voluntarily weep as part of their custom. A month before the wedding, a bride starts her weeping tradition and cries for about an hour. Ten days later, her mother joins in for a joint session. Ten days after that, her grandmothers, sisters and aunts contribute to the flood. Known as the "Crying Marriage Song," the bride weeps in different tones and the tradition is meant as a celebration of happy times through misleadingly mournful words. The men tend to cry after the wedding.
4. He's Tall, Dark and...Grounded?
In India, Manglik Dosh women (women born when Mars and Saturn are under the seventh house,) are said to be cursed and will cause their husband's death. In order to postpone their husband's death, Manglik Dosh women must first marry trees, urns, or other various objects before marrying their human-form husband. The trees and urns are destroyed in a symbolic act representing the death of the husband. This in turn keeps her real husband away from the curse of a premature death. The beautiful Aishwariya Rai, an Indian actress, was said to have married trees before her wedding to Bollywood megastar Abhishek Bachchan.
5. With This Tooth I Thee Wed
Some father-in-laws are just too demanding. In Fiji, not only is it customary for a man to ask his father-in-law for his daughter's hand in marriage but he also has to present the father with a present. Not just a small dowry, a nice watch or maybe a new TV, rather the customary present is supposed to be a whale's tooth, the highest symbol of status and wealth. If the father agrees to give away his daughter, the groom-to-be then prepares a delicious and bountiful feast for his in-laws. Then, right before the wedding, the bride-to-be is tattooed to enhance her beauty. To summarize a Fijian engagement - man talks to father-in-law, finds whale, retrieves tooth, gives tooth as a gift, cooks a huge feast for in-laws and takes the wife to the local tattoo parlor, thereby increasing her beauty.
6. You Make Me Swell Up Inside
In a small village off Sabah, a Malaysian state located in the north of Borneo, newlywed couples of the Tidong community have to refrain from urinating and clearing their bowels for 72 hours. To ensure that no one cheats and secretly excuses themselves to "meditate in isolation," the couple is fed small amounts of food and water, and watched closely by family and friends. If the couple breaches this age-old custom, it is believed that they will suffer severe bad luck, their marriage will be doomed or their children will die at an early age. Better hope it's a short ceremony…
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